Yer No Weel

Get Well Soon Card
 
Poem Inside:
 
Heard ye wur poorly and lookin a bit peely-wally,
Yer heid is pure throbbin, like ye’ve been on the swally!

Yer no fit fur work, a good rest’s whit ye need,
It’s a struggle to git up fur a wash n’ a feed.

So jist take it easy, put yer feet up and chill,
Drink plenty of Lucozade and keep poppin’ the pills.

Here’s hoping ye’ll be sorted in nae time at aw,
Cos the way yer lookin’ the noo is no very braw!